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A Short Shakesperian/Grecian-style Dialogue, for kicks
(keep in mind that there are three meanings to the word "ass": "Donkey", "Idiot", and "Buttocks")
PLAYER 1: "Dare you call me an ass?"
PLAYER 2: "By your sulfurous odor that comes as from the very fires of Hell herself, I do."
PLAYER 1: "What type of ass am I, that I allow you to speak to me so?"
PLAYER 2: "Oh, such an ass, that I would whip until you cry to me 'Cease, cease! Even my ass behind me feels this beating!'"
PLAYER 1: "Nay, for my ass would deliver such a moan as for you to think 'twere the opening of the abyss."
PLAYER 2: "I fear no ass such as yourself."
Probably won't post this public...yet.
PLAYER 1: "Dare you call me an ass?"
PLAYER 2: "By your sulfurous odor that comes as from the very fires of Hell herself, I do."
PLAYER 1: "What type of ass am I, that I allow you to speak to me so?"
PLAYER 2: "Oh, such an ass, that I would whip until you cry to me 'Cease, cease! Even my ass behind me feels this beating!'"
PLAYER 1: "Nay, for my ass would deliver such a moan as for you to think 'twere the opening of the abyss."
PLAYER 2: "I fear no ass such as yourself."
Probably won't post this public...yet.